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I cooked a turkey and survived.

I wish I had a photo to prove it, but I am a (mostly) vegetarian and I cooked a turkey for Steve, and it tasted NORMAL! This chick is very pleased.
I hope your Christmases were as nice and that you got a bunch of cool stuff. Personally, today is my favorite day, Boxing Day! SO MANY DEALS!!! I want to buy everything, EVERYWHERE. Oh yes, and for those of you not in the “know”, it’s basically just Black Friday for Canada.
Now that I am back indoors, I feel effing WASTED I am so tired.
Speaking of wasted, my co-workers and I went for drinks on Tuesday after work and they got me drunk off of one beer before I had to run to the chiropractor. Talk about RELAXED. At that point I could have fallen asleep on the chiro table. Or maybe ‘passed out’ might be a better term. Either way, it was wicked.
It’s snowing again in Vancouver. AGAIN. And it hardly EVER snows here! I almost feel down an outdoor staircase trying to get to a Starbucks, and the bannister was useless because it was covered in snow, too! This city only has 3 snow plows, that’s how little it actually snows!
I think on Christmas Eve I had to get dug out of the snow 3 times! WHAT. THE. TOOTS.
It’s so snowy out I can’t see much of anything out the window except this sort of grey-ish white wall of nothingness. This must be what it’s like to get suffocated with a pillowcase, but maybe less wet.

Bah! 8 minutes!

It’s a good thing I looked at the time!  Well, it’s Thanksgiving weekend this weekend and I’ve already had three people tell me to, “enoy the turkey!” to which I’ve had to reply 3 times, “I don’t eat meat, but thank you!” to which they say, “WHAT?!”

Looks like it’s tofurkey for me!  Hurrah!

Wait, I’ve heard that tofurkey tastes bad….ehhhhhhh
 

Here’s some turkey trivia to tell your friends:

The name given to a group of Turkeys is a rafter, although they are sometimes incorrectly referred to as a gobble or flock.


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