Posts Tagged 'brain fart'


I am pretty much brain fart central these days.  I made another doctor’s appointment for tonight, so hopefully I will get a new prescription that will make me feel less…oh…retarded!  I can’t concentrate, I can’t stop the racing thoughts, and I tend to stare off into the distance and not even realize I’m doing it!
Okay, perhaps yesterday was bad because there was no hot water in the building.  And maybe it was because I had to boil water to wash my own face.  I’ll jot down yesterday as a write off.  Today though?  I am maybe 10% sharper, but I am still just walking around in a little puffy cloud, not too sure what’s going on.  I’ve also had a headache for the past week, and I can’t seem to get rid of it.  I don’t know what that’s about!
Maybe it’s because I keep having bad coffee experiences?  Take today.  I went to a new little coffee shop by my work.  I thought I’d get a little adventurous and actually go somewhere other than my fail-safe, Starbonks.  It literally took ten, maybe even 15 minutes to get a bagel and a chain.  You’d think after waiting for that long that this delicious bagel would blow my mind, and I’d pretty much have a baby after tasting it.
But no.
They gave me a really, REALLY warm bagel, and a little tub of BUTTER.  Like 3 ounces of butter.  I WANTED CREAM CHEESE!!!!!  SHIIIIIIIT!  I don’t know how hard it is to put cream cheese in a tub, but apparently it’s a lot easier to put butter in there because that’s what I got.  And the chai?  Tastes like milk.  And that’s it.  I don’t understand!!!!  I’m nearly positive I could have achieved better at home!  And not for $7!  WTF!
Actually, just skip the bagel.  Just give me a tub of cream cheese and I will eat it.
Also?  Zelda peed IN the bed this morning.  I don’t know what the hell that’s about, but waking up to a foot soaked in pee is not my #1 choice for starting my day off.  Has anyone else’s dog done this???  I’m going to have to give the pee pan a huge scrub or something, because I can’t think of why she’d pee under the covers on my side of the bed.  I mean, that’s some seriously covert shit right there, because she’s got to find a little opening, crawl under there, pee, and then leave without waking me up!  I DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!!

April 2020
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