Posts Tagged 'bathroom stuff'
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Tags: bathroom stuff, lateness
Oooh yeah, there’s nothing like waking up late for work, am I right?! Every once in a while my phone’s alarm won’t go off and let me tell you what a fun morning THAT makes. Waking up with a gasp of, “WHAT TIME IS IT?!” and then checking the time only to see that it’s 40 minutes AFTER you were supposed to be up! Oh boy!
I don’t think I’ve ever flown out of the shower so fast in my life. I have to shower, even if I’m late. I feel like a dirty sock when I don’t shower.
That used to happen sometimes at the hospital when I’d wake up late, and then I’d have to sit in scrubs all dirty with unwashed hair all day thinking I smelled. I probably didn’t smell at all.
I managed to get ready and out the door in 35 minutes, which is actually like a fucking miracle for me, as I somehow take 50 minutes usually (what am I DOING?!). Though I did look in the mirror and my hair seems to be a little busted. What’s worse is that I am sweating like a hog from having to basically Sonic the Hedgehog it all the way to work, a walk which usually takes oh, 30 min took me maybe 10-15. I would have hoped after long enough of a stretch of walking to work that I’d be totally in shape for walking to and from work, but no no, I am still sweatin’ to the oldies by the time I finally rest my butt in my chair. I’m surprised that I don’t just melt completely, but that’s probably because come Autumn, my office here turns into an iceberg.
What is it with these historical buildings??? Did they not have HEAT? Wait, probably not. That’s why going to the bathroom is like going pee in an igloo.
And also? Why do people have the WORST BATHROOM EXPERIENCES all at one time in the morning? Some stinky dude put the men’s bathroom out of order, and now the women’s bathroom smells like a pig farm. ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS FILL THE WATERING CAN FOR ALL THE PLANTS IN MY OFFICE THAT I SEEM TO BE KILLING!! Is it too much to ask for someone to oh, crack a window if they are shitting themselves? Ridiculous.
I was thinking about the age-old question I asked maybe a month or so ago of whether you bunch or fold your tp. Then someone brought it up at work and I started to think that an even better question is whether you put the tp roll on so that the sheet comes OVER the top, or UNDER the bottom.
These are absolutely the most simple things that cause insane amounts of chaos when people disagree, especially if they live together.
I just assumed my whole life that the roll went over. Whenever someone put it on the other way, I assumed that they did it wrong, so I would correct it and put it on so it was back to being over.
Then I met someone who was bent on putting the roll UNDER. It was like talking to someone from bizzaro-land, where everything is backwards.
I’m trying to understand the physics behind why putting the roll on under would be better to putting it on over?
When the roll is over I feel like I have more control over the sheets I get. If it’s under, I feel like I’ve got to manhandle the roll to get the right amount of paper off.
This is one of those situations similar to not putting the cap on toothpaste, or, for that matter, putting the cap on and *gasp* not wiping the extra toothpaste off the cap!
I am not a wiper-of-toothpaste, but I will say that I can see where the wipers are coming from, because you’re saving yourself the issue later of having to try and wipe the cap off with a piece of tp, only to remember that toothpaste pretty much GLUES itself to tp and then you’ve got a toothpaste AND tp problem happening. I don’t know a good way to even deal with that. Automatically I grab tp or a tissue to wipe the tube, and ALWAYS I end up with a ripped piece of tp stuck to the opening. I never think to just finger the crap off the side, because for whatever reason I don’t want to actually touch the toothpaste with my hand.
As if the worst thing in the bathroom is toothpaste. I think NOT! Plenty of other poopy-related things happen in the bathroom that are much worse than toothpaste goo.