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OMG, It’s my last day!

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh man, the day I never thought would arrive is here. That’s right. It’s my last day here.

I breathe a sigh of relief as I know I am freeeeeeeeeee!

Plus, I am totally going to sneak a peek at the Stampede tonight, which means I get to shop for useless shit at the vendors, eat deep fried cheesecake, and see Superdogs. Plus, there are so many people to watch my head might just explode.

Oh yeah, and it’s supposed to be 31 degrees here today, which is sick. Since I am approximately the shade of a vampire, I am going to have to slap on the sunblock 70. Yes. It exists. I bet you didn’t know that, and hey, you might not even believe that it’s real, but it’s very real my friends. It’s about the only thing that prevents my ghostly skin from burning into several blotches of island-patch-like redness. It pretty much feels like slathering Elementary school glue onto my body, and it somehow always gets into my mouth (which is sick because it tastes like POISON), but it works.

Yes, I have to wear more sunblock than a baby. It is a sad day for pale people. Maybe I will go hang out in the shade with the albinos or something.

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Superdogs are on the way!


Stampede is coming, and we all know what that means…..SUPERDOGS! Okay, Stampede isn’t coming until July 5th, but I am seriously excited for my last Stampede viewing of the fantastic, sometimes disastrous Superdogs show.

For those of you who haven’t seen Superdogs before, I say to you, “HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU HAVE LIVED??!” This is something everyone should see at least once.

Okay, okay, I know the show hasn’t really changed in the last 20 years or so, but my hope to be able to see a pug every year keeps bringing me back. Sadly, last year there were no superpugs, but I have high hopes for this year, since I have seen them perform. Sure, there’s the occasional fat bulldog that won’t do anything, and then there’s the extremely obedient labs, but it’s the pug that has always been dear to my heart.

If I manage to get close enough to the action this year, I will make sure to take a video of the glorious doggy bonanza!


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