Archive for the 'springtime' Category

Signs that I have become used to cold weather

I went for a walk to the magazine store the other day to try and find the new delightful issue of Bark Magazine. Before you judge that I went to a magazine store for a dog magazine, I will tell you this: shove it.
Anyhow, I think this was maybe the first time in oh, NINE months that I’ve been able to exit the house without a jacket, and I was actually so absolutely uncomfortable with the heat, I thought I was going to melt into a pile of denim and cotton (with a few dog hairs thrown in, for good measure).

I kept thinking to myself, how is it THIS hot out! It must be like 25 degrees!!! I am going to just give up and lay down on the pavement and hope that a dirty old hobo rescues me. Yes. I am entirely all TOO rational right now. SWEET FIRES OF HADES I AM DYING OUT HERE!!!

The temperature?

fifteen degrees celcius.
fifty nine degrees fahrenheit.

Truly, I am a huge wuss.

I love kids, but I can’t eat a whole one.

Ahhhh. I think spring may FINALLY be here. It doesn’t look like it’s going to snow for the rest of the week, and it’s actually a decent temperature outside! Wohoo!
Today I arranged an “ice cream day” for the kids at the daycare in my building, but the people who were supposed to come hand out the ice cream (and bring it) were an hour and a half late! This meant that over half the kids were napping because it was NAP TIME! Dang. They didn’t seem to phased that they had shown up extremely late either. I mean, I realize that you are volunteering to do this for the kids, but when I promise 70 kids some ice cream by 11am, there had better be ice cream by 11am!!! They left all the extras for the other kids, so that was good at least.
I just took a bite out of a chocolate rabbit that I got from a co-worker and realized that I took a huge bite out of its ass first. Then I thought, well that’s an interesting place to start…did anyone out there enjoy a chocolate bunny this past weekend, and if so, what did you eat off of it first?

June 2020
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