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New Westminster Dog Show

Yes, yes y’all! The New Westminster Dog Show is on tv tonight, which actually miraculously managed to help me get rid of my headache that was moving into migrane territory!

My favorite part of the show was when the pug came on camera and Winston took it upon himself to (what I think sounded like) cheer for the show pug! He actually “Woowooo”‘ed for the pug! He’s pretty much a genius.

I gave Winston and Zelda their first “pork” dinner tonight from the wonderful people at Baby Barks.

I have to say this is the most human-smelling food they’ve had. It smells EXACTLY like bacon. Except it’s pork and pork organs…which to me sounds TOTALLY SICK! It made me a little worried about bacon, but I guess all pork is gonna smell similar. The thought of their being ORGANS in this food has ensured that it will never reach my “LMizzle, Don’t Eat It!” list!!! (you were thinking of trying to get me to eat it…weren’t you?!)

Luckily, I don’t even have to taste the Porkgans (as I like to call them), when I can SMELL like porkgans because Zelda just licked my neck for about five minutes. Who needs perfume when I can smell like dog spit and entrails?!

On another note, does anyone know a good place to get cellphone wallpaper from? I got a fancy new phone and all I can get so far is sushi, when obviously my eyes would have a better time staring at a pretty little pug!

July 2020
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