Probably the weirdest thing ever.

I looked at Winston as he walked towards the door and he somehow got pizza sauce on his taint! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

Okay, I was eating pizza, so it didn’t just come out of nowhere, but seriously, how does pizza sauce end up on anyone’s taint?

This is truly a mystery for the ages.

11 Responses to “Probably the weirdest thing ever.”

  1. 1 Nevis December 11, 2008 at 10:42 am

    I hate to ask…but what’s a “taint”?!

  2. 2 lex December 11, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Hahahahaha if it is what I think it is… did he sit on it?? lol

  3. 3 doozy December 11, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    Nevis: The portion between the balls and the anus. :0)

  4. 4 Sandra December 11, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    Dogs have a special word for perineum? Or is that just some crazy slang I’ve never heard of?

  5. 5 doozy December 11, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    I don’t think they do, although the space between their anus and balls is really a lot larger than a man. It’s not so….taint-y if you know what I mean.

  6. 6 Sandra December 11, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    You know that I have know idea what the hell you mean!

  7. 8 Nevis December 12, 2008 at 10:57 am

    He must have sat on some…? *laughing* Btw, thanks for the definition!

  8. 9 doozy December 12, 2008 at 11:30 am

    blogfaced: He’s too round to lick himself. Pugs are sort of shaped like fat old men, so he couldn’t reach if he tried.

  9. 10 Katy December 13, 2008 at 8:55 am

    Oh my god, how frickin hilarious! I’m so glad this was the first post since I haven’t been here in a while and I might have otherwise missed it, haha!

    Ok, so 2 things: 1) there’s a girl at my restaurant named Lauren Martin, but she’s not nearly as funny as you
    2) I adopted a dog! I know, I know, I wasn’t sure if I was ready, but I was and I found the best dog ever. So of course I had to start a blog for him 🙂

  10. 11 Gem December 14, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    bahahahaa….. reading that just made my day 😀

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