Archive for December, 2008

Waiting Room

I am trapped in this damn waiting room like a goldfish in a bowl. I wonder what the point is of making an appointment if I am still in the damn waiting room a half hour after my supposed appointment was supposed to start? What can you do though? Nothing. You just have to sit and take it like a patient person. Just like the other 15 chumps in this waiting room.
Is it possible that a dr can be this far behind at 9:30am???
I guess I am just going to have to keep wasting time. This sort of reminds me of the emergency room when I watched a guy go nuts after waiting for so long. He must have been there for almost 24 hours more, but I imagine the madness is similar…

I cooked a turkey and survived.

I wish I had a photo to prove it, but I am a (mostly) vegetarian and I cooked a turkey for Steve, and it tasted NORMAL! This chick is very pleased.
I hope your Christmases were as nice and that you got a bunch of cool stuff. Personally, today is my favorite day, Boxing Day! SO MANY DEALS!!! I want to buy everything, EVERYWHERE. Oh yes, and for those of you not in the “know”, it’s basically just Black Friday for Canada.
Now that I am back indoors, I feel effing WASTED I am so tired.
Speaking of wasted, my co-workers and I went for drinks on Tuesday after work and they got me drunk off of one beer before I had to run to the chiropractor. Talk about RELAXED. At that point I could have fallen asleep on the chiro table. Or maybe ‘passed out’ might be a better term. Either way, it was wicked.
It’s snowing again in Vancouver. AGAIN. And it hardly EVER snows here! I almost feel down an outdoor staircase trying to get to a Starbucks, and the bannister was useless because it was covered in snow, too! This city only has 3 snow plows, that’s how little it actually snows!
I think on Christmas Eve I had to get dug out of the snow 3 times! WHAT. THE. TOOTS.
It’s so snowy out I can’t see much of anything out the window except this sort of grey-ish white wall of nothingness. This must be what it’s like to get suffocated with a pillowcase, but maybe less wet.

Mah Boots and Mah Gloves at Mah Desk!

Guys, what the deuce, I am wearing gloves at work. And big-ass boots, and a scarf and sweater. Does this scream “unnecessary” to anyone else? Ah yes, but that would require it to actually be a NORMAL TEMPERATURE in here. Which it isn’t. It’s freezing. And the bathroom has no heat, which means that I pee in mere SECONDS so that I don’t have to spend a moment more on the cold porcelain.
I don’t mind winter, but when things aren’t at a regular temperature to keep you warm, I start to think about lighting garbage can fires and maybe even lighting myself on fire just to melt the ice on my eyelashes.
Overdramatic? Yes! But still, it’s so cold I’m wearing gloves and it’s not that easy to type with gloves on. Hell, I’ve even got a space heater on my feet!!! And I am STILL cold!
I also busted a giant crack down the sole of one of my beloved boots, so I bought this stuff called “Shoe Goo” on the weekend in a feeble attempt to fix the problem. Little did I know that I had literally cracked the bottom of the boot right in half! There’s pretty much no going back now. It’s unsalvageable. And no, I can’t get them re-soled because that would cost more than the boots! They are vintage boots from Brazil, so I think I was pushing it in the Winter months. Ah well! I just hate shelling out money for stuff like that when you love it and then it wears out.
Lord, sometimes I even wear this cardigan that I love that has two holes in the front. I can’t give it up! I’m just going to assume someone else does this once in a while as well so that I don’t feel so gross!
Also, I remember shoes being like $120 for a GOOD pair when I was in high school, now all the good pairs are like $200-$300! Ack! Bye bye money, I’ll always remember you!

Only a LittleGross

I just opened my hand cream and found some chocolate in the lid. I am a sloppy bitch!
How did of even get there?! I don’t recall eating chocolate with dry hands…

Holy crap we’re taking it to a new level

Check it out dudes, I am writing you from my new iPhone! I had enough glorious fido dollars that I got this sweet piece for around $50!
Love it.
Though I will say that out of the 4 customer service reps, only one knew enough about my acct and the iPhone to properly help me. I didn’t slash any throats, purely in the spirit of Christmas, but that reminds me that some Christmas songs make me think of people just going nuts on a killing spree. I may have seen that in a movie, I can’t remember…
Anyway, now I can give you some serious up to date posts on location… Wherever it is that I plan on going…
Oh yeah, I can also take up to the moment photos, like this one of Steve playing Nibtendo DS!

Probably the weirdest thing ever.

I looked at Winston as he walked towards the door and he somehow got pizza sauce on his taint! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

Okay, I was eating pizza, so it didn’t just come out of nowhere, but seriously, how does pizza sauce end up on anyone’s taint?

This is truly a mystery for the ages.

Oh youtube, you’ve done it again

Pregnant Pug Video (sorry, I couldn’t embed it!)

I can’t get enough of this video of a pregnant pug. Her name is Zelda! Obviously the owner has good taste. I just like that the pug is all, “OMG, I am SO pregnant. I AM FULL OF PUPPIES, GUYS. SOMEONE GET ME SOME ICE CREAM.”

So great. It makes me wish that I could have let Zelda and Winston have adorable little pugs, but then I’d get sued or something by Zelda’s crazy breeder, and really, I like my money where I can see it, in my closet (or makeup bag for that matter).

I remember when both the pups were so small, ADORABLE. For instance, baby Zelda:

Why can’t they stay puppies for a long time?! They grow up so fast! *sniff*


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