I get a real kick out of watching Winston try and hump Zelda. Not because it’s oh so beautiful, but because he has absolutely NO IDEA what he’s doing. Sometimes he humps her sideways. Sometimes he’s on her face. Sometimes SHE humps HIM. Best dogs ever? Yes indeed!
I keep leaving these posts until last minute! Damnit! Now I’m so tired I don’t know what to say.
I will say that this is the first time in any Halloween past that I’ve ever seen lineups to get into costume shops. Like, DOWN THE BLOCK lineups. I went past two stores today that were STUFFED with people. It’s like people are late Christmas shopping over here. These people must be going to awesome and glamorous parties that I am unaware of!
In somewhat crappy news, Zelda scratched her cornea, so now we’ve got to pin her down and put goopy eyedrops in her eyes every day for 2 weeks. This is actually the first eye injury for either dog, so I think we’ve done okay. It’s a really minor scratch too, which is a bonus. No eyeballs popped out, which is great news! Just a puffy, swollen eye. Though when the vet put the first drops in her eye opened right up! These are miracle drops! Seriously. She was whimpering last night and all sad, and then BAM, drops go in and she wants to throw her bear stuffy around and have some treats. And join the cast of Dancing with the Pugs. Because I just saw a clip from the “hip hop” episode, and lost my shit at how terrible Susan Lucci dances. I felt like I was watching my mom try to drop it like it was hot, but she just basically knelt down and stood up, and then looked at the other woman like she was hot shit. If you watch, I think it’s around 6:20. If you blink, you might miss it, because that’s how fly it was.
And please, Lance Bass is just pullin’ moves straight out of the N’Sync handbook. I just saw him do the “Bye bye bye” rodeo twirl.
I don’t even watch this show, but the golden nuggets of yotube clips are enough to keep the lols rolling.