My Humps and How to Drop it Like it’s Hot

I get a real kick out of watching Winston try and hump Zelda. Not because it’s oh so beautiful, but because he has absolutely NO IDEA what he’s doing.  Sometimes he humps her sideways.  Sometimes he’s on her face.  Sometimes SHE humps HIM.  Best dogs ever?  Yes indeed!

I keep leaving these posts until last minute!  Damnit!  Now I’m so tired I don’t know what to say.  

I will say that this is the first time in any Halloween past that I’ve ever seen lineups to get into costume shops.  Like, DOWN THE BLOCK lineups.  I went past two stores today that were STUFFED with people.  It’s like people are late Christmas shopping over here.  These people must be going to awesome and glamorous parties that I am unaware of!

In somewhat crappy news, Zelda scratched her cornea, so now we’ve got to pin her down and put goopy eyedrops in her eyes every day for 2 weeks.  This is actually the first eye injury for either dog, so I think we’ve done okay.  It’s a really minor scratch too, which is a bonus.  No eyeballs popped out, which is great news!  Just a puffy, swollen eye.  Though when the vet put the first drops in her eye opened right up!  These are miracle drops!  Seriously.  She was whimpering last night and all sad, and then BAM, drops go in and she wants to throw her bear stuffy around and have some treats. And join the cast of Dancing with the Pugs.  Because I just saw a clip from the “hip hop” episode, and lost my shit at how terrible Susan Lucci dances.  I felt like I was watching my mom try to drop it like it was hot, but she just basically knelt down and stood up, and then looked at the other woman like she was hot shit.  If you watch, I think it’s around 6:20.  If you blink, you might miss it, because that’s how fly it was.

And please, Lance Bass is just pullin’ moves straight out of the N’Sync handbook. I just saw him do the “Bye bye bye” rodeo twirl.

I don’t even watch this show, but the golden nuggets of yotube clips are enough to keep the lols rolling.

8 Responses to “My Humps and How to Drop it Like it’s Hot”


  1. 1 Gem October 29, 2008 at 2:58 am

    animals humping = funniest shit ever.

  2. 2 JasonSTL October 29, 2008 at 7:55 am

    One of our pugs had a scratched cornea. The drops were a pain at first, but she eventually got used to them. Especially if you give her a treat right afterwards. If the drops end up not working, as what happened with us, they may make a serum out of her blood to make drops. This is what finally cleared up her eye. Good luck.

  3. 3 lex October 29, 2008 at 9:07 am

    Gus humps and he gets it right, but he only does it to show Indy that he owns her.. when it all reality she kicks his ass.
    Yea I watched that on monday on the show.. god. It was painful. Especially in the beginning when cloris leachman (the 82 year old) came out krumping.

  4. 4 Trudy October 29, 2008 at 9:35 am

    Marlene humps my leg. That’s all. Only my leg. And while on the topic of humping, check out this amazing YouTube video of ‘Titan the horny pug’: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxX3HtiT6aY.

  5. 5 Nevis October 29, 2008 at 10:36 am

    I completely agree with Gem: animals humping = funniest shit ever.

    I’ll even take it up a notch and ask where the video is of that? I don’t need to see Cloris Leetchman dancing and sweating, please, she hurts my eyes.

  6. 6 Nevis October 29, 2008 at 10:36 am

    Oh, and I’ve seen that video of Titan the Horny Pug – it’s fucking hilarious.

  7. 7 doozy October 29, 2008 at 11:04 am

    I LOVE the horny pug. Oh man, so many repeated lols.

    I will INDEED have to take a video. You just watch for it!

  8. 8 Jess October 29, 2008 at 11:51 am

    Hahaha. I just happened to catch that exact part of the show while I was flipping channels last night. And I noticed the terrible dancing of Susan Lucci – I made sure to point it out to my boyfriend – now I am going to watch the clip to laugh again.


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