So you’re hungry, you haven’t eaten since 2pm. It’s 8pm. You’re at Costco and you think, “hey, they have pizza for $2!” So you buy a slice, which is actually two smaller slices still attached and you think, “AWESOME.” and you eat it. And some french fries. And pop.
And then today you pay. OH how you pay. OUT THE BUTT.
Sometimes I really wonder about my food judgement. But it tasted so good going in! Too bad it exploded coming out.
But I love pizza so much. I might as well get an IV and inject it into myself.