It’s a good thing I looked at the time! Well, it’s Thanksgiving weekend this weekend and I’ve already had three people tell me to, “enoy the turkey!” to which I’ve had to reply 3 times, “I don’t eat meat, but thank you!” to which they say, “WHAT?!”
Looks like it’s tofurkey for me! Hurrah!
Wait, I’ve heard that tofurkey tastes bad….ehhhhhhh
Here’s some turkey trivia to tell your friends:
The name given to a group of Turkeys is a rafter, although they are sometimes incorrectly referred to as a gobble or flock.