And his name is Winston. After ripping a garbage bag open and eating an expired tuna wrap from Starbucks, Winston shat so hard and fast, it actually made a “BLORP!” noise when he went to the doggy litter box AND, he shat up the wall a little. I think the bum juice is his punishment. Oh only if he understood that the tuna wrap did it–that it wasn’t just random.
Dogs will never learn.