I shall choke all the Customer Service Reps I Can Grab

I can’t remember how many customer service reps I’ve talked to within the last 3 hours, but I’d like them all to take a fork to the eye.  I think I’ve spent more time on hold than I’ve actually spent speaking to someone.  Now I’m feelin’ kind of stabby.

I’m gonna do my best to post once each weekday next month, even though I suppose I’m just a little early for NaPoBloMo in November.  I’ve been too sparse, and we all like to have a little bit to read at work, don’t we?

Today the government finally released the “National Do Not Call List” registration, and hot damn did I get right on that list.  I can’t stand telemarketers!  I couldn’t even stand calling people when I worked for charities!  Okay, charities aren’t included, but I’m pretty sure anyone who has had to do a job where you have to try and “sell” things to people, you just get abused on the phone all day.  Can we just go our separate ways?!  A divorce from solicitation phone calls?

 

Speaking of solicitation, I saw quite the pantless hooker last night…IN YALETOWN.  Come on now, in Yaletown they pay for fancy hookers, or “Escorts” as the *classier* of the John’s would call them.  Which, I think I saw one waiting for a dude the other day in the lobby.  Man, the sex workers are thriving with lubricants in Vancouver!  Anyhooker, the “lady of the night” that I saw, was wearing a leather jacket, cropped white top, and panties.  Did I forget pants?  NO!  THERE WEREN’T ANY!  And to top it off, she was workin’ it outside of a Staples Business Depot.  Niiiiiiiiiice.

9 Responses to “I shall choke all the Customer Service Reps I Can Grab”


  1. 1 Gem October 1, 2008 at 12:01 am

    lol @ the pantless hooker. a sight like that would have made my day. i haven’t seen a single hooker around here, pantless or otherwise – that’s what i get for not living in the city i guess😦

  2. 2 Lex October 1, 2008 at 9:22 am

    Haha love it!
    My favorite was the topless hooker I saw on hastings.. but then again it was the nastier yucky part of hastings!
    I am not so sure of this do not call list.. but then I don’t have a home phone, only a cell so if they have my number it is because I gave it to them.

  3. 3 Nevis October 1, 2008 at 10:29 am

    Outside of Staples? Wow! Canada sounds exciting.

  4. 4 doozy October 1, 2008 at 10:30 am

    Holy crap, topless?!?! I wish I could have taken a photo of this hooker, she actually had really nice legs. I guess walking around in stilettos all night will do that to a girl’s gams.
    I also didn’t think about it at the time, but I really did see a guy try and bargain with her on prices! Yuck.

  5. 5 eduardo October 1, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    BOL! My Mommy makes me wear pants some times…Mommy also hates telemarketers, just because they call at the wrong times!
    Hugs & Snugs
    Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

  6. 6 Goodboy Norman Featherstone October 1, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    Customer service reps – GAH! Especially when they no speak the english. Pantless hookers… At least she speaks English… probably.

  7. 7 lex October 1, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    No she was scary.. very very scary.
    Are you sure she wasn’t a he??
    I have seen a few beautiful, hot goregous hookers and I pointed them out to my husband, ‘hey look! high class hookers!’ lol he told me they were male.. we were on denmen(?) at the time. oops.
    And they also have nice legs!

  8. 8 Tjam October 1, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    My favorite hooker sighting was when our father used to take the family on “cruise hooker stroll night!”. I think this was before you were born (or maybe when you were still in the car seat). There was one in the Olivia Newton John circa “Let’s get physical” workout outfit with the fur coat over it. It said to me “I care about my fitness and I make enough money to wear fur.” The real creepy part was after that when I would catch him watching 20 minute workout on the couch with a sandwich. Yuck.
    I too added my number to the do not call list. Great siblings think alike!! (Even if you are my only sibling, you’re still my favorite too!)

  9. 9 doozy October 1, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Man, he still did that when I was little! I forgot about that! He’d drive by all the hookers in Chinatown, I remember one was wearing a garbage bag as a skirt!
    What the hell was that man thinking….we will never know. I’m glad we have the same terrible memories to share though!


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