I’m having one of those moments right now where I can feel my brain has packed it in for today. No more thinking. I cannot brain today. I has the dumb.
It’s probably because I watched a good 2 hours of Paranormal State, and then was woken up by Winston barking at 4am, and then i couldn’t get back to sleep because I was scared from watching that damn show! Why do I do this to myself? I have no idea. I honestly eat shows like that up in the daytime, and then they scare the living crap out of me at night! I probably should just stop watching them all together, but really, I probably won’t. I look forward to wearing diapers to bed so that when I shit myself in fear, there will be less cleanup.
I had another sort of moment today. It was one of those moments when you look in the mirror after 4 hours of work and then realize that your hair is 1) terrible today and 2) lopsided! Why oh why didn’t I bring my tiny hairspray to work??? Or an elastic??? Oh well.
And no, I will not put a rubber band in my hair. Holy shit, have you ever done that? I have done it a few times in moments of desperation, but that is like the LAST RESORT for a woman. I’d rather try and twirl my hair into a little mess that can be fastened with a pen than use a rubber band. Maybe it’s because the individual strands of my hair are so slim, but they get all tangled. I am going to venture a guess that any woman who has had long hair has at least used a rubber band for their hair once. I shudder to think of those times!