Archive for September 24th, 2008

I cannot brain today, I has the dumb

I’m having one of those moments right now where I can feel my brain has packed it in for today.  No more thinking.  I cannot brain today.  I has the dumb.

It’s probably because I watched a good 2 hours of Paranormal State, and then was woken up by Winston barking at 4am, and then i couldn’t get back to sleep because I was scared from watching that damn show!  Why do I do this to myself?  I have no idea.  I honestly eat shows like that up in the daytime, and then they scare the living crap out of me at night!  I probably should just stop watching them all together, but really, I probably won’t.  I look forward to wearing diapers to bed so that when I shit myself in fear, there will be less cleanup.

I had another sort of moment today.  It was one of those moments when you look in the mirror after 4 hours of work and then realize that your hair is 1) terrible today and 2) lopsided!  Why oh why didn’t I bring my tiny hairspray to work???  Or an elastic???  Oh well.

And no, I will not put a rubber band in my hair.  Holy shit, have you ever done that?  I have done it a few times in moments of desperation, but that is like the LAST RESORT for a woman.  I’d rather try and twirl my hair into a little mess that can be fastened with a pen than use a rubber band.  Maybe it’s because the individual strands of my hair are so slim, but they get all tangled.  I am going to venture a guess that any woman who has had long hair has at least used a rubber band for their hair once.  I shudder to think of those times!

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