Fashion! (turn to the left)

Why?????  Yes, this photo was only taken a short time ago.  It’s from the 21st century.  It’s from Facehunter, a fashion blog.  Let’s talk about all the crazy shit wrong with this outfit…


This is not hip.  It is not edgy.  It is not so bad it’s good.  It’s just bad.

Is this what it’s come down to?  Heavy crotches and messed up hair?  I already lived through the 80s, and I don’t think I want to do it again.  I think you can be edgy without looking like an asshole.

For instance:

See, now this outfit is hip without looking like you jumped out of a dumpster.  The shirt is really unique, has a really amazing way of hiding the buttons, and is a nice take on the average button down business shirt.  The hair is good, the pants (seem to be) good.  This doesn’t make me want to claw my eyes out. 

In a word: GORGEOUS.  I dare you to find something wrong with this woman.  Dress = hotness.  Full boob coverage.  No vag showing.  Nice makeup and hair.

This outfit is stepping into flavour country.  Some may not like the shoes with the tights, but I say, PLAY ON.  The shoes match the scarf, and it all comes together without looking insane.

Then there are those that maybe would have been okay, except for one very stupid and large detail…

Can you guess what I’m talking about?

You think to yourself, “nah, people aren’t walking around like this.”  BUT THEY ARE.  Each and every day.  Poor, defenceless people are walking around looking like morons because they have taken a stand on their own fashion.  I think sometimes their clothes are on strike while they are still wearing them…like this guy:

See, the sweater is literally trying to migrate off of his FACE.

But what can we do about all this bad fashion?

I say we hide all the bad dressers in this guy’s sweater:

actually, wait…is that even a guy?

*all photos from facehunter*

6 Responses to “Fashion! (turn to the left)”

  1. 1 Goodboy Norman Featherstone January 30, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    Yikes. I have found that Banana Republic keeps me sane on fashion. They’re a little hip, but not too much. Just enough to let people know that I care …

  2. 2 A Lil' Irish Lass January 30, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    Holy shit. This was great. Thank you for making me laugh while I sit here pretending to work at my lame job 🙂

  3. 3 Januaries January 30, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    I agree about the ’80s obsession: have we not learned that those clothes were Bad? (Yes, uppercase). What freaks me out the most is the leggings. If your legs aren’t your greatest asset, rest assured that the leggings will make everyone aware of that. If they’re brilliant, the leggings’ll do their best to hide them. They have an evil artificial clothes intelligence. Please someone make a horror movie about leggings.

    Love those turquoise shoes 🙂 .

  4. 4 doozy January 30, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Are you talking about leggings like all the spandex pants from places like American Apparel? Oh man. Those are bad news. Even worse are the high-wasted spandex pants. Who does that look good on??? NOBODY!!!

  5. 5 Januaries January 30, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Those ones. Especially the shiny ones. They suit no earthlings.

  6. 6 Nevis February 12, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    I think that man stole the sweater from Bill Cosby.

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