Archive for January 17th, 2008

Tangents between tax receipts

You’ll likely notice every now and then I have a little tangent of things I write about.  Sometimes it’s the pugs, sometimes it’s work, you know, stuff like that.  Lately, I am thinking about fashion.

Sorry, dudes.

 I have to give you an update and say that I bought a pair of Levi’s kind of like these:

and OH MY BLOG they are the best fitting pair of jeans I have ever worn.  Seriously.  I will never ever doubt Levi’s.  Ever.  I have never put on a pair of skinny jeans that actually really nicely fit my thighs.  Most of the time I go to put them on and I end up not being able to pull them up really well because my thighs seem to be somehow OUTRAGEOUSLY ENORMOUS for my size (I am a size 4, WTF?).  So I thought that was just how it was going to be.  I was going to have my ass crack show forever because my thighs are not human. 

But then like a light shining down from dear, sweet heaven, I put on a pair of Levi’s and actually had to pick my jaw UP OFF THE FLOOR because they had slid on so easily.  LIKE BUTTER.  BUTTER MADE OF JEANS. 

I can’t remember exactly who suggested Levi’s, but I’m going to let you know that I will look back to that post, find out who it was, and then tongue kiss them.  Whether you want it or not.

X-Rated!

I’m pretty sure we all could have guessed this.  Now that I am rated R, let’s see what kind of hits I get!

Wait, no creeps, please. 

Actually, you know what I stumbled upon the other day?  An S&M blog.  You know when you hit ranom on your blog toolbar?  Well the sexy gods were smiling on me because I found this completely random blog of a professional man who is married and is now getting into all this crazy S&M stuff.  I couldn’t even read past the first post because I was like, “I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE WRITING THAT!” *insert girly little giggles*  I guess he’s pretty much anonymous though, so what’s the worry, right?  I didn’t know that people had a dying urge to write about how their sex life is going.  Well, I guess there’s “Sex and the City,” but I guess I just wouldn’t expect a man to write about it?  But then again, why not. 

Oh, and as for dog humping, I think Steve really summed up well how weird it was to see Zelda hump Winston for the first time!  It was like watching a hamburger eat a person.


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