Check out my crazy eyes in this photo! I look like this right now after spending the past 4 hours trying to teach myself to crochet. I made that dumpy little piece of crap that I have displayed so gracefully on my head. So far, that’s all I’ve made by crocheting, and I’m sure it took me about ten times longer than someone experienced, but it’s all about practice, right? Is four hours to learn to crochet making good time? Does anyone else out there know how to crochet? Oh man I could have stabbed myself in the beginning, but it’s getting easier.
In other news, Winston is ferociously humping Zelda tonight. I don’t know why tonight out of all nights, but he’s really loving it today. Maybe it’s the joy of the season that brings dogs boners, I just don’t know.
What I do know is, I am cross-eyed now from trying to crochet! Who needs liquor?!