BLAM! Your little pug takes a huge dump and eats it while you’re blowdrying your hair!
I thought we were mostly past the turd-burgling but by the lip smacking I saw this morning, baby Zelda doesn’t seem to be over the poop munchies.
Interestingly, I think she might have been more into the poop because her and Winston knocked over a sour apple slurpee into their litter box and must have slurped some up while I was out on Monday (GROSS). Anyhow, both of them are pooping green at the moment, which leaves them both as suspects.
Also in dog news, I’ve come to realize over the past week that in my sleep I am actually accomodating the dogs while I am sleeping. I am physically pushing my own body to the edge of my bed, and manage to give the dogs about two people worth of space, so that when I wake up, I’m all like AAAAGH MY SPINE!!!! I’m not really sure how to solve this. I love the puppies sleeping with us, but I have to figure out how to force myself some room in my sleep!
Dear unconscious me,
You are being stupid. Why are you letting the pugs take up all the space in the bed?! You are the master! Do you want your spine to curl into a pretzel?? Shape up!