Archive for November 5th, 2007

Learning about the birds and the bees…

We see Winston humping Zelda….

Me: “Oh my God!  I think he’s really having sex with her!”

We see Winston’s Red Rocket all pokin’ out…

Steve: “Uhhh…Do we rub his face in it?”

I don’t think I like toofies THAT much


So a dental office called me and wants to interview me. They don’t want to pay me more than I make now though, and frankly, do I want to work in a place that smells like teeth all day?  I don’t think I do.  Now if they wanted to pay me like $21 an hour to learn about teeth, okay, I’m in, but pfffft, what’s the point of having to do MORE work (is that possible?!) for less money??

Okay, frankly I can tell by the tone of my own post that I don’t want to work in a dental office.  That was pretty easy!

Now if another of the like fourty jobs I’ve applied to would call me (okay okay, 30 of them I applied to last night) I’d maybe have some nice choices!

I’ll just have to call the dental office back and be like, “yeah, no toofies for me, thanks!”

It isn’t the ending, so much as the start.

Hi, so…this is pretty much my life right now:


 Last week, or, I suppose for the last two weeks, my boss has been fired by the board of  the organization I work for.  They didn’t really tell him why, nor did they tell him specifically, “you’re fired.”  They pretty much said “don’t sign a new lease on a place” (he is from Australia and moved here to be the Executive Director of the org. I work for).

They haven’t given him his two weeks notice, or pay in lieu.  Just a kick in the ass on the way out, and no reason why.  This is basically illegal, which is funny because there’s a lawyer on our board.  GO FIGURE.

Anyhow, I don’t know why they fired him, but I am, well, WAS his assistant, as well as an office manager, but now I don’t have anyone to assist!  Half my job is gone!  That doesn’t mean I really have less to do, but now they’re likely going to hire some really strict Executive Director who is overly possessive like the board and it’s just going to be miserable.

SO, I am looking for a new job.  Hazaa!  I have an interview for a FANTASTIC job that really doesn’t pay any more than this one, but it is a job for a very prestigious place here, so I am excited!  I applied to 30 jobs alone just this evening, so I am on a mad hunt over here.

It’s been a rough week though!  I’ve lost my best friend and my great boss, all in one week!  There’d better be a nice silver lining here, otherwise I am going to hibernate all winter!

November 2007
252627282930 collective fashion consciousness.