So I’m reading Modern Dog, and I come across an ad for diamonds for dogs…it said, “dogs deserve real diamonds.”
“Small 14 karat white gold bone shaped i.d. tag embedded with 1/3 carat of colorless round brilliant diamonds. Each diamond is hand selected to match perfectly.
tag dimensions: 1 1/4 x 3/4 inches
I don’t know about you guys, but one of my dogs eats crap for a living, so I think that buying my dog diamonds is pretty retarded. I mean, I can’t even afford to own real diamonds, why the hell would I put them on my dogs???
Now a dog made of diamonds, that’s sweet.
Actually, if they encrusted a turd with diamonds, then I’d have a dog who would be sold on the idea.