Ooooooh, yes, yes, y’all, look who got her connector cable!!!
I figure I’d better keep in time with the events I’ve seen, so my first set of photos are those from the NAKED PROTEST!
Just to refresh your memory, I was hanging out on the street in front of a store where Steve’s mom was shopping, when we all hear a bunch of bike bells and “wooooooo!!!!”. I look to my left, and see this, about to head down in our direction…
“Are all those people naked?!”
“Yup.”
“What are they protesting?”
“Clothing?”
I guess they were actually protesting driving, but again, I couldn’t really tell you what getting naked has to do with it.
In this photo, we can see that the older gentleman in the middle is quite happy about having his photo taken in the buff:
The rest of the photos you can really just click to enlarge the glory, and choose your favorite person out of the protest. If you enlarge this one, you’ll see that a very old man chose to “shave up” for the day. You know what? I would shave up as well!
Here’s Steve, looking rather excited about the whole experience. Some random naked guy invited me to join them, but clearly I was much too overdressed for the occasion.
You’ll notice that a lot of the women are just topless. I think that’s because a lady’s junk probably looks all crazy when it’s on a bike. Actually, I thought a dude’s junk would look crazy when it was all spread over a bicycle seat, but it wasn’t that bad!
This one is my favorite because Steve’s brother was taking a photo of Steve and his mom in front of the nudity, so they are posing really nicely, but really come on, we all know the star of this photo is the gentleman in the baseball hat riding the old-timey bike WHILE in an air boot cast.
Apparently there’s some naked jog down Wreck Beach later this month, but I think I’ve seen enough “business” for one year…maybe.
Separated by a common language. 
OMG, that is HILARIOUS!!
It’s funny, because before I read what you wrote about “picking out your favorite”, I was already doing that!
I think a naked jog would be a lot grosser. I don’t need to see their junk bouncing around.
MY EYES, MY EYES, ahhhh, the horror!
hee hee, I don’t know what I would if I saw that, I would probably point and laugh!
Karen
You’re right, dude junk on a bike looks just like regular dude junk (except for clipped up old man). I really can’t imagine the mangled mess a bike seat would make the lady bits – glad they gentler sex had the brains to cover up for that ride.
Holy Cow! That’s what I call a weiner fest!! Is it not illegal to walk around nude in Canada? Was anyone arrested during this protest? Here in the US, you cannot drive a bike down the street in the buff, or you will be arrested… Bummer too, because this is quite a sight to see!
I was wrong! They did it here in the US too, even in my city, Asheville http://wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org/index.php?title=Asheville
Not a big shock though since this is Hippy Central đŸ™‚
BITS!!
lol…so jealous!!! I wish I was there for such amazingness.
Love the new blogg background
Hugs,
AJ
I don’t think you can get arrested in a crowd, naked on a bike, but I think if you were like, rubbing one out while naked on a bike, then that would be another story…
and WHAT A STORY! THAT WOULD BE AMAZING!
Yeah, that would be quite a story. Eek. I doubt Steve would get a picture of him with his mom in that scene…
‘Junk’
What a great nickname for genitalia!
What a fantastic spectacle. There are few events here with such verve
Haha… you think you’ve had enough nakedness for a year, but you will see more- welcome to Vancouver!
Well – now I know what to suggest when my VP asks for ideas for the next team-building activity!!
Poor bicycle seats…
Poor everyone!