Oh man, the day I never thought would arrive is here. That’s right. It’s my last day here.
I breathe a sigh of relief as I know I am freeeeeeeeeee!
Plus, I am totally going to sneak a peek at the Stampede tonight, which means I get to shop for useless shit at the vendors, eat deep fried cheesecake, and see Superdogs. Plus, there are so many people to watch my head might just explode.
Oh yeah, and it’s supposed to be 31 degrees here today, which is sick. Since I am approximately the shade of a vampire, I am going to have to slap on the sunblock 70. Yes. It exists. I bet you didn’t know that, and hey, you might not even believe that it’s real, but it’s very real my friends. It’s about the only thing that prevents my ghostly skin from burning into several blotches of island-patch-like redness. It pretty much feels like slathering Elementary school glue onto my body, and it somehow always gets into my mouth (which is sick because it tastes like POISON), but it works.
Yes, I have to wear more sunblock than a baby. It is a sad day for pale people. Maybe I will go hang out in the shade with the albinos or something.