Why are you eating so many turds?! This can't be good for you. Plus, it's not good for me because frankly, freshly turded, and then eaten poop is one of the worst smells in the world. I even tried to dilute the stink of your little mouth with some peanut butter! But no. Your mouth smells like the back end of a zoo.
Does anyone know of something I can put in the dog food I make that will get Zelda to stop doing this? Maybe some kind of herb?
They sell stuff at the vet that I can use, but I thought it'd be easier to get something that I can actually cook into the food to do that.