They seriously will.

So I was at Petsmart with Steve this afternoon, and there were a few rescue organizations there. One being ARF, the Animal Rescue Foundation, which had several TO DIE FOR little fluffy puppies for adoption, and the other was the Ferret Rescue Foundation. Yes. We have a ferret rescue foundation.
Anyhow, other than the fact that it looked like it was run by a bunch of crazy hippies, they had quite the powerful statement about adopting a ferret over other, more popular animals.
On some of their marketing material it said, “Dogs and cats may win your heart, but ferrets will STEAL YOUR SOUL.”

That’s right friends. This little son of a bitch is coming. And it’s coming FOR YOU!

Seriously though, does a soul stealing rodent sound good to you? You’d think someone would have flicked the red light on that promotional statement, but apparently they were too busy fixing their VW or something…

3 Responses to “They seriously will.”

  1. 1 Katy May 27, 2007 at 12:07 pm

    I am laughing so hard it’s making it difficult to type. “Steal your soul”?!? WTF?! Are these ferrets working for the devil or something? Buncha hippies…LOL!

    I’ve never been a huge fan of ferrets. They always reek of poo and I don’t trust them…probably because I know they’ll steal my soul!

  2. 2 Princess Pointful May 28, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    That ferret is totally trying to hypnotize me.

  3. 3 Ultra Toast Mosha God May 31, 2007 at 9:11 am

    Yeah, I kind of like having my soul. I don’t want it running around inside some ferret.

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May 2007
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