Ah yes friends, I am sitting at my desk with half of a frozen head after spending an hour and a half getting some cavities filled. As if it’s not awesome enough to even HAVE cavities, I get to sit around not being able to drink or really eat for the next hour as well! Luckily it’s all for the best, and I will be enjoying some delicious nachos later tonight while I watch Johnny Depp prance around in the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie!
I have to say that frankly, this is the most wonderful dentist I’ve ever had. She’s fast, does really excellent work, and is really nice to boot! Thank goodness for that because if I had to have a crappy dentist for all of my cavities, I’d probably poop my pants and pass out.
I currently look like I have received a really terrible Botox injection as I can only muster a half smile. I’m frozen up to my eyelid! It’s always weird touching your face when it’s frozen like that because for the first time you get a sense of how it feels to touch your face from someone else’s point of view. It’s very strange.
Actually, the only really bad thing about this is that I can’t drink anything because there are no straws here. Oh how I am lustfully glancing at my delicious kiwi strawberry beverage….when will I finally get to CONSUME YOU??!??!
On sort of the same topic, I was talking to a co-worker about teeth. She noted that she thinks it’s entirely all too useless to have such weak teeth. Why do humans have to go through all of this dentistry if animals don’t? You don’t see a deer walking around filling other deer’s teeth, right?
Then she said that she thought it was silly to brush a dog’s teeth since they are animals.
I come from the place where I, personally think that it will save you money in the long run if you brush your dog’s teeth. They get cavities too! Plus, humans eat a lot more crap, and live a hell of a lot longer than other beings. Yeah, some or all of our teeth will eventually drop out, but I think we do pretty good for how long we generally live!
You don’t see a deer complaining about a toothache or cavity for one, because it doesn’t know it has a cavity, two, a deer can’t complain in English or any language for that matter, and three, a deer doesn’t get to eat candy, or drink pop or lattes, or eat delicious, delicious nachos.
If there is a deer out there like that, I’d like to meet them because that would be pretty great.