Archive for May 23rd, 2007

Because I rocked out so hard in elementary school.

If you look at the top, left-hand corner of this photo, you will see just how hard I rocked out in elementary school. My hot vest and shirt were from Sears.

Ahhh Zelda

You and Winston figured out how to slide the footstool over to the chair by the dining room table, and proceeded to help eat half a bag of ketchup chips, and then you ate a wax covering for a Babybel cheese! Bad girl!!!

I think you figured out that you had done wrong when you puked up a HUGE amount of stuff onto the bathroom floor. Poor girl!

I also think you have a zit on your lip. Ah to be a teenager! At least, I hope it’s a zit, but I don’t have that much experience with dog zits…don’t worry though, you’re still beautiful!

When I’m thirsty, I like a nice glass of cold sweat!

So I went to this Asian supermarket in my city for the first time recently. It’s basically the best thing to happen to supermarkets since bread. I found a nice bottle of sweat there. WITH IONS. Because sweat with ions just tastes better.

I also bought some delicious Haw Flakes. What are Haw Flakes, you ask? I HAVE NO IDEA.

For the Hello Kitty lover in all of us (or maybe it’s just me and a billion Asians), I bought some CRAZY DELICIOUS coconut animal crackers shaped like Hello Kitty and friends. I swear that these are the most delicious little cracker things I’ve ever had. The packaging is so cute I didn’t even want to eat the crackers. Love it!
And here is something I saw in a bento box. They are chocolate marshmallows! WTF!!! They are reasonably good, but nothing to write home about.
Okay, this isn’t food, but it’s still fantastic. In fact, this label is on my fridge because i like the sponge so much. It’s basically a magic sponge, but without Mr. Clean, and WITH A FANTASTIC JAPANESE CHARACTER!

And some lovely delicious JUBES of delicious strawberry. yumyumyumyumyum!!!

I got some other sweet scores too. It’s nice to shop at a more ethnic supermarket and get some really good treats!

May 2007
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