I know I would have been impressed.

I step into my boss’s office, ready to discuss a proof that a printing company has sent us of the newsletter I am making for our organization.  I begin to speak, when I notice an odd shadow on the document.  It looks like a big stain.

I turn it over.

It’s a Kit Kat wrapper. Stuck to the back of the proof sheet.  Facing my boss.


Oh Jesus. 

10 Responses to “I know I would have been impressed.”

  1. 1 Steve V May 17, 2007 at 8:47 pm

    oh hell…
    that’s great.

  2. 2 Manda Girl May 17, 2007 at 10:13 pm

    Haha – that’ll make her proud!

  3. 3 Katy May 17, 2007 at 11:07 pm

    Oh, damn! That’s hilarious, though, you should have picked it off and licked it!

  4. 4 psychgrad May 18, 2007 at 12:06 am

    Hey. Nice to find another Canadian blogger.

  5. 5 Anonymous May 18, 2007 at 12:47 am

    Well that’s one way to get out of a job you really hate….
    I’m kidding!

  6. 6 Goodboy Norman Featherstone May 18, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    If only your big jugs were hanging out, you could have really made her day complete 😛

  7. 7 LMizzle May 18, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    Seriously! Speaking of jugs, in a meeting I had with her the day before, she bent over and HER jugs were all over the place. I was thinking, “Hey! Put YOUR girls away!!!”

  8. 8 Lorkeet May 18, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    Good one. Look on the bright side -at least it wasn’t a pantyliner.

  9. 9 Princess Pointful May 18, 2007 at 5:20 pm

    Your silly tasks drive me to binging, lady!!

  10. 10 John May 18, 2007 at 6:44 pm

    I actually laughed out loud reading that.


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May 2007
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