This is a movie that I think should be about Steve. He keeps farting at the most inopportune moments. Like, he thinks he’s at home, but we’re at places like the mall and he lets really loud ones rip, only to eventually catch me looking at him with a “di you know what you just did?!” face, and only then does he realize that he’s farted really loudly in public.
He did it again. This time in Sport Check in the men’s athletics section. We’re talking like 5 on the richter scale! After catching me looking at him with surprise and amazement, he quickly puttered out of the store yelling back to me, “Let’s get outta here!!!”
Oh honey, I love you ever so much.