Archive for April 11th, 2007

The most important meal of the day.

This morning I was going about some work, which involves me making sure that our organization’s tax receipts get out to the donors quickly. I had received a stack that I needed to properly sort and mail out, but the pile wasn’t too big, so I figured instead of using one of those blotters to seal the envelope—I’d just lick the seven or so of them. A sane person would say, “hey, don’t eat a bagel when you’re licking envelopes!” if only for the reason that you’d get the taste of glue and cream cheese in your mouth. No no, my friends. I like to live on the edge. It’s just how I get my kicks. I was eating a bagel AND licking envelopes. Then on the second last envelope I realized as I was pressing the tab shut that I had licked a piece of bagel into this person’s tax receipt.

I hope they like bagels!

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