Archive for March 9th, 2007

Casual Friday!

What up, dudes?
Ahh casual Friday, how I love your jean-wearing ways. Isn’t everyone in a great mood on Friday? Fantastic. I love it.
I am not particularly inspired currently to write about anything, so I guess we’ll see how this goes.
It’s relatively nice out where I live, but that means snow melting, and THAT means two VERY sloppy pugs after their walkies. What a pain! I know its not good to give baths more than about every three weeks, but man oh man, what do I do when I take the pugs out for a walk and they end up wet and stinky (stinky like garbage and cement) when I bring them inside?! I mean, I have some “Furbreeze” (which, if you can find it, is just the BEST anti-stinky-puppy spray, but I can’t just keep spraying them into smelling good again…Should I just rinse them???
In other news, I shall be debt-free by the end of the month! I can almost taste the financial freedom! Well, except that I will presumably have to save up for Vancouver. And buy a new laptop…
Nonetheless, a lovely tax return will prove to be my best financial friend this year! Wohoo! I haven’t been able to buy much since I started this job because I’ve been trying to get out of debt 100%, but things keep happening (like dogs eating chocolate) that I can’t seem to get past. But finally I will be able to enjoy (at least some of) the fruits of my labor by April. Perhaps a pretty new outfit, or maybe some shoes???
In yet other news, our landlord has given us a notice that she’ll be coming by on Monday for an “inspection”, right when no one will be home. She said it will take about an hour and a half. I’m wondering what exactly she’s looking for, and really the idea of someone wandering through my house when I’m not home doesn’t really sit well with me. Hopefully Winston doesn’t eat her or something, as he hasn’t had something like this happen before. I suspect it will go down more like this:
Enter Landlady.
Winston gets serious case of “the wiggles” and wants her to pet him
Winston proceeds to follow her all around apartment
Landlady perhaps pets Winston
Winston proceeds to fart and lick
Landlady leaves, slightly amused, slightly grossed out.
Who knows though. I don’t know if she really has a sense of humor.

Has anyone else had an “inspection” by a landlord? I’m thinking she’s checking to see if we’ve completely destroyed the house or something. NICE TRY! THE HOUSE IS STILL STANDING!!!

And on a more jovial note, if you could be an animal for the day (okay okay, EXCEPT a pug) what would you be? I think I’d like to be a sloth. They are the craziest looking animal…or maybe a whale, just to see what it’s like to be that scary and huge!

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That is so cute I want to ingest it and poop it out!

So I read all of the comments on Zelda’s photo on cuteoverload.com, and I’ve got to say:

#1) Why do people post how ugly pugs are on there? If you’re on cuteoverload, for Pete’s sake say something NICE!

#2) I think it is absolutely hilarious when people see something cute and it makes them act crazy. My examples are what some people said about the photo (*note: for some reason people thought Zelda was a boy??? I dunno):

“Wanna put his whole head in my mouf. Even the walleyed part.”

“how *precious*!!!
I want to scoop her up and schnurfle the top of her wee tiny puppypug noggin!
This widdle girl made me squeeeee myself! &:o)”

“I must eat this dog. He is so cute, I must have him in my belly. This dog must be snorgled and snorgled and snorgled.
Why do I relate to the overwhelming emotion in this poor little pooch’s pout? The world is so overwhelming!”

“I WANT THIS PUPPY IN MY MOUTH PLS AND THEN I WILL LOVE HIM FOREVER”

“OMG! *screams…head explodes…head reassembles and then explodes again* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

See what I mean? Why does everyone want to eat my dog? Why do people want to ingest cute things? I think that’s the funniest thing.

THIS OBJECT OR ANIMAL IS SO CUTE I WANT IT TO PASS THROUGH MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEM!!!!!


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