You are so crazy delicious I don’t know what to do with myself. In fact, you are so good that I would have “relations” with you, if I could.
Maybe it’s the delicious chocolate, maybe it’s the crisp sugary shell. All I know is that they have started selling you at Macs again and I am probably going to single-handedly support the Cadbury empire by buying as many bags of these little bastards as I can.
Your loyal supporter,
L to the Mizzle.