I close my eyes to get away, still all I see is you

Do you ever look at your desk and all the paper on it and not even know where to begin?!

Nuts to this, I’m taking a bathroom break.


And we’re back!

I hate it when I see a co-worker in the bathroom. This all started when I lived in Banff. I don’t like it when people hear me pee. At least, people I don’t really know.


“Hey! How’s it going.”

“Pretty good, I’m about to take a dump!”

“Awesome! I just took a big pee! I’ll see ya later.”


Oh if only it went down like this…

Instead I say hello and procees to wait for the woman to leave before I drop a bomb. Sorry to ruin it for you dudes, but girls do poop!

3 Responses to “I close my eyes to get away, still all I see is you”

  1. 1 Manda Girl January 9, 2007 at 7:40 pm

    I can’t stand talking to people when I’m in the Leu! It’s like, hi – yeah, um please stop talking, I’m trying to pee. Nevermind the poopie…

    It wierds me out when I’m in the stall and the person next to me drops a load.. it’s like – courtesy flush PLEASE!

  2. 2 The Duke January 10, 2007 at 9:15 am

    Work on the silent poop.

    Strikes like a ninja.

    Drops like a bomb.

    The sphincter is a beautiful thing.

  3. 3 LMizzle January 10, 2007 at 4:59 pm

    Wouldn’t you then have to learn how to take a dump that will touch the water before it’s even out of your ass? I don’t think I eat enough to make a turd like that!

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