Do you ever look at your desk and all the paper on it and not even know where to begin?!
Nuts to this, I’m taking a bathroom break.
And we’re back!
I hate it when I see a co-worker in the bathroom. This all started when I lived in Banff. I don’t like it when people hear me pee. At least, people I don’t really know.
“Hey! How’s it going.”
“Pretty good, I’m about to take a dump!”
“Awesome! I just took a big pee! I’ll see ya later.”
Oh if only it went down like this…
Instead I say hello and procees to wait for the woman to leave before I drop a bomb. Sorry to ruin it for you dudes, but girls do poop!