I told you I was going to quote you on this:

A friend once said, “The eye of the Horse is not a smidgeon of icing on the horrifying cake that is the bleak stare of the Donkey.”

That friend, was Ultra Toast.

I have to say that I find horses to be just as creepy. Zebras: you’re okay as you are awesome and stripey.

Let’s take a look at a horse eye:

El creepy, no?

and now the dreaded donkey eye:

Also horrifying. What are you hiding, donkey? Perhaps the secrets of ALL THE PEOPLE YOU’VE KILLED?!?!! I bet you are.

And now I present to you the most horrible eye of all!!!! THE WHALE EYE:


It just looks like this whale is up to no good. It’s planning something involving killing.

6 Responses to “I told you I was going to quote you on this:”

  1. 1 Ultra Toast Mosha God January 4, 2007 at 9:01 am

    This post put the fear of god in me.

    And the fear of Donkeys.

    I may not sleep tonight, perhaps due to some kind of dream where the Donkey, the Whale and the Horse chase me about like I am a criminal in Charlie’s angels.

    Let us pray that they are not in costume during my dream.

  2. 2 LMizzle January 4, 2007 at 3:51 pm

    Maybe the donkey, horse, and the whale ARE Charlie’s Angels.
    There’s a part in the movie “A Night at the Museum” where Ben Stiller goes into the underwater exhibit at the Museum of Natural History and a blue whale is staring him in the face when he opens the door.
    That was seriously the scariest thing I’ve seen in a movie because I was sitting in this type of theatre called IMAX where the screen is six stories high.
    I screamed, much to the confusement of many of the patrons of the theatre.

  3. 3 Pie! January 4, 2007 at 6:28 pm

    I don’t know if the babies on my blog or these donkey, horse and whale eyes are scarier…

  4. 4 LMizzle January 4, 2007 at 8:25 pm

    Those babies look like they came stright from hell! Is there a whole store full of them in Edmonton?! If so I say we bomb them.

  5. 5 Ultra Toast Mosha God January 5, 2007 at 4:48 pm

    We have an Imax theatre.

    I got stoned and went to watch Blue Planet a few years ago.

    Lightning made me jump out of my seat. The whole Cinema looked at me. Dogbowl (AKA Mr Cuddles) just shook his head at me.

    I got lost in the car park when we left. It was colour coded and the brightness made me feel funny – like a sub-level in Super Mario.

    I was half expecting to run over mushrooms in my car, then grow to twice my size, inadvertantly trapping myself in my own vehicle.

  6. 6 Anonymous June 13, 2007 at 11:32 am

    Hi, Nice stuff. I found a cool news widget for our blogs at http://www.widgetmate.com. Now I can show the latest news on my blog. Worked like a breeze.

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