Steve: “Oh! I could be a security guard!”
Lauren: “No, I don’t want you to get shot!”
Steve: “Don’t worry, I’ll be wearing armor!”
Steve: “What if I get shot in the face?!?!?!”
Lauren laughs her ass off…
Steve: “Don’t laugh baby, this (circling face with finger) is our money-maker.”
Oh Steve, you are one crazy son of a b!