Archive for October 17th, 2006

This cat is BANANAS!

My cat has basically gone insane. Miss Bella Sushi Meow Meow has taken an extreme liking to peeing on my bed. Pretty much every day.

That means I have to wash my down comforter every day. And the sheets. And sometimes the pillowcases.

Last week she peed on a shirt and sweater vest I was going to wear to work.

I’m at my freakin’ wits end over here!

I can’t even sleep under the same blanket as Steve because our main blanket is usually downstairs in the wash! Now sleeping together under one blanket is like a luxury vacation!

She’s pretty much taken to doing this EVERY DAY. Not good.

We tried moving her littler box, changing the litter, buying her a whole new box. Nothing. She’s peeing up a friggin’ storm! I didn’t know such a little kitty was so full of pee!

I was looking up things on the internet about it and it says that she’s obviously mad about something. I’ve tried everything to get her to stop, but nothing is working. I can’t even spray anything in the house to keep her away from places because she’ll just pee somewhere else!

Steve suggested we sew her pee hole shut….though this is a good temporary solution, if we’re going that route we might as well sew Winstons butt closed because it smells! (this part is a JOKE, we wouldn’t sew her pee hole shut…and I doubt she’d sit around long enough to even let us near her pee hole!)

We’re pretty much getting close to a decision as to whether to give her up for adoption. When it comes down to it, we paid about seven times as much for the dog. I don’t want her to go to the Humane Society or the pound. I’ll just suffer through the pee because I don’t want her to have the chance of being killed.

Tough times. Sad times.

These are the times you wish your pet spoke english…

Steppin’ into the future!

I just downloaded “(Jitterbug) Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” as my ringtone!

I love technology.

October 2006
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