Damn Dirty ‘ol Couch!

Damnit! Yet again under the cover and safety of night we have been duped at the Steve/Lauren house! Some fucker dumped a couch in my backyard parking stall/ garbage spot. The couch looks something like the couch pictured above…except with more stains and holes. SICK!
Don’t worry though, I have developed a plan. Not unlike my couch enemy, I will, under the cover of darkness, move the couch to a couch graveyard…which will either be this dirty punk house down the alley, or to some apartment garbage. WHO DOES THIS?!
WHY DO PEOPLE LOVE DUMPING THEIR CRAP IN OUR GARBAGE?!?!?! Damn.

So far we’ve seen the following things appear in our trash:
*underpants
*a shirt
*pants (which is what I call, a complete bum outfit for a night on the town)
*8 bags of mystery trash, which we never opened because who KNOWS what was in them…
*a bag of clothing (which someone was apparently TOO lazy to walk the block to Women in Need and drop it off)
*a hard hat
*chicken bones
*parts of a tree
*a couch

There are several other garbage lots in our alley, I don’t know why we keep getting all this crap. I wonder what the other people on my street get??

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1 Response to “Damn Dirty ‘ol Couch!”


  1. 1 LMizzle September 10, 2006 at 10:57 pm

    I think there might already be some booze and old hair back there!


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