It’s SURI CRUISE!

Published September 7, 2006 Uncategorized 7 Comments

At last we get to see that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes didn’t have an alien, but in fact had a freakin’ gorgeous baby!

It still could be an alien…

1 Ultra Toast Mosha God September 7, 2006 at 9:00 pm

I think it was grown in a secret scientology birth chamber and it contains the genes of L.Ron Hubbard.

Note how I am calling the baby ‘it’ because I believe in the Scientology new world order all babies will be genderless and this is the first of a fleet of evil, hubbard-o-tronic, fluffy and cute trojan horses.

No, I am not superficial.

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2 LMizzle September 7, 2006 at 9:07 pm

HAHAHAH!

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3 LMizzle September 7, 2006 at 9:12 pm

So they’re like those aliens from the movie Alien where they open their mouths and a smaller, angier version of the alien tries to eat your face?

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4 Ultra Toast Mosha God September 8, 2006 at 8:24 am

Exactly, except that the smaller, angrier version is holding a’dianetics for beginners’ book in it’s gob.

Seriously, she is going to be ridiculously good looking when she grows up, isn’t she?

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5 LMizzle September 8, 2006 at 4:37 pm

Unless she grows up and sprouts into an uggo, then she’s gonna be crazy AND ugly.

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6 Joe September 8, 2006 at 6:54 pm

Awww…look at little Surri with the fringe on top.

Sorry, for some reason they make me channel show tunes from “Oklahoma!”

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7 sandra September 9, 2006 at 1:55 am

Well, since she looks more like her mom hopefully she’ll come to her senses eventually too (as I’m thinking Katie will)

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