At last we get to see that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes didn’t have an alien, but in fact had a freakin’ gorgeous baby!

It still could be an alien…

7 Responses to “It’s SURI CRUISE!”

  1. 1 Ultra Toast Mosha God September 7, 2006 at 9:00 pm

    I think it was grown in a secret scientology birth chamber and it contains the genes of L.Ron Hubbard.

    Note how I am calling the baby ‘it’ because I believe in the Scientology new world order all babies will be genderless and this is the first of a fleet of evil, hubbard-o-tronic, fluffy and cute trojan horses.

    No, I am not superficial.

  2. 3 LMizzle September 7, 2006 at 9:12 pm

    So they’re like those aliens from the movie Alien where they open their mouths and a smaller, angier version of the alien tries to eat your face?

  3. 4 Ultra Toast Mosha God September 8, 2006 at 8:24 am

    Exactly, except that the smaller, angrier version is holding a’dianetics for beginners’ book in it’s gob.

    Seriously, she is going to be ridiculously good looking when she grows up, isn’t she?

  4. 5 LMizzle September 8, 2006 at 4:37 pm

    Unless she grows up and sprouts into an uggo, then she’s gonna be crazy AND ugly.

  5. 6 Joe September 8, 2006 at 6:54 pm

    Awww…look at little Surri with the fringe on top.

    Sorry, for some reason they make me channel show tunes from “Oklahoma!”

  6. 7 sandra September 9, 2006 at 1:55 am

    Well, since she looks more like her mom hopefully she’ll come to her senses eventually too (as I’m thinking Katie will)

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