Last time I checked, this WAS superficial…

So I was just on a friend’s blog and she was talking about how hillarious Craigslist is. It’s this major site in my city where you can make posts about all kinds of stuff, including personals. Naturally I had to look at these, because some of the ones she posted were UNREAL…then I found this one:

“I am looking for a woman who can carry a good conversation, is resourceful and well respected among her friends. I can hope for a woman with unique looks, a great shape, and who is especially well endowed or top heavy (greater than DDD). No I am not superficial. “

Greater than DDD?!?! What kind of dumbass posts that they want boobs larger than a human brain, then proceeds to attempt to redeem themselves by saying that they are, in fact, NOT superficial.

It might as well say, “Hey ladies, I’m looking for some huge knockers to hang out with. I don’t even care if you’re ugly, I can deal. I just need to spend some time with some amazingly enormous cans.”


3 Responses to “Last time I checked, this WAS superficial…”

  1. 1 Ultra Toast Mosha God September 7, 2006 at 10:11 am

    HA HA HHA!!

    Man, this is funny.

    Who posts this kind of stuff?

    ‘No I am not superficial’

    Reply with:

    ‘Hi! You sound exactly like the kind of guy i’m looking for, so long as you are smart, funny, well-read and have a dong like baby’s arm holding a rattle. No, I’m not superficial.’

  2. 2 LMizzle September 7, 2006 at 5:19 pm

    HAHAHAHA. Amazing. I was reading this string off a thread on a message board that had someone posting a message saying they were starting a porn company and needed actors. Then he posted all the replies. Note to self: if you ever start a porn company, do NOT make a classified ad unless you want barnyard animals.

  3. 3 Anonymous September 9, 2006 at 3:26 am

    Oh lauren that was pure gold. I needed a good laugh out loud.



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