So I was just on a friend’s blog and she was talking about how hillarious Craigslist is. It’s this major site in my city where you can make posts about all kinds of stuff, including personals. Naturally I had to look at these, because some of the ones she posted were UNREAL…then I found this one:
“I am looking for a woman who can carry a good conversation, is resourceful and well respected among her friends. I can hope for a woman with unique looks, a great shape, and who is especially well endowed or top heavy (greater than DDD). No I am not superficial. “
Greater than DDD?!?! What kind of dumbass posts that they want boobs larger than a human brain, then proceeds to attempt to redeem themselves by saying that they are, in fact, NOT superficial.
It might as well say, “Hey ladies, I’m looking for some huge knockers to hang out with. I don’t even care if you’re ugly, I can deal. I just need to spend some time with some amazingly enormous cans.”