Archive for August, 2006

If you were a planet, you’d be Uranus


I can’t say that this no weekday job thing is bad by any means! I want a job naturally, but it’s nice to just hang around and play with my animals. I get to wake up late and eat and hang out all day, it’s good times. Hopefully a job will come soon though so that I can quit El Hospital job and move onto a full-time job! I have a few prospects, but having to rewrite a resume over and over gets mighty dull!

Looks like I’m going to Banff on Thursday or Friday though, so that’ll be radpants! I can give the official finger to my old job there!

It’s so quiet in my house right now! The pets are asleep and Steve is at work…it reminds me of being in school last year. I’d sit for hours typing up papers and doing homework…it was actually rather peaceful.

The fact that I won’t be back this year is so strange! My first full year out in the world! WTF? I remember I had a wee break before I went to college (sept-dec), but this is the big times folks. I’m officially out of school. I keep seeing Staples ads for back to school supplies and it feels kind of strange. I don’t think it’s fully hit yet though. Some of my pals are back to school next week and I am applying for careers all over the place! It’ll be nice to be able to book days off and have a real Christmas vacation and the freedom to take vacations (however small they may be). I am extremely academic though, so the fact that I won’t be studying for anything or writing papers is going to hit me eventually…

there’s only so much Dr. Phil I can watch before I notice I’m not learning anything!

Rad Boyfriendness

Hey! Everyone! My counterpart has decided to revive his blog and make a hillarious comic every day! If you check his blog you can see such hillarious posts as THIS!

Get along, little doggie!

I was just watching the news, and there was a ten minute piece about the new Ikea catalogue. Most of you reading this probably have access to the catalogue, so I suggest you take a look after this!
The inside front cover of the catalogue has a family cuddling on a couch with a dog. It’s the dog that draws the intrigue! Apparently a disgruntled Ikea employee photoshopped a very large “asset” onto the dog. Ikea headquarters maintains that this appendage is “just the dog’s leg.”

Judge for yourself!

Gene Simmons Eat Your Heart Out

I was looking at extra pugfest photos I had and I found this:

Wedding Photo Bonanza!

Dear Autumn,

You are going to be awesome. I have all kinds of lovely shoes to wear that I am saving for Fall…



And if anyone can explain to me how the hell to walk in 4 inch heels so that I can buy these:

that would be much appreciated!

Also, I bought Winston a bee costume on ebay! YESSSSSS!

PPS-Today was the last day of my work term! MUHAHAHAHAH! I DID IT! Contract: DONE!

Now…to find a real job…


That’s right, I am pretty sure Steve and I are the only people out there who paid to see Snakes on a Plane. AND? IT WAS GREAT! Exactly what I thought it would be a more. I laughed, I…well, I didn’t cry, but I got really excited when the snakes were loose and then Samuel L Jackson went apeshit with a taser on like 40 snakes! Man though, so many snakes, so many ways to DIE!

I give it five out if five snakes………on a plane.

Has anyone else seen it????

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