Archive for July 6th, 2006

My Pantless Protest.

Dear crazy dude watching traffic in the Humpty’s parking lot,

What’s up with you? Why is an intersection so interesting? Furthermore, you’re standing in the parking lot of a sleazy diner, so shouldn’t you be inside drinking shitty coffee and eating disgusting amounts of liver and onions?

On a side note, why would anyone ANYWHERE actually specifically order liver and onions? That’s like ordering turd pie because you totally think it’s delicious.

I’m pretty sure I have the loudest cat in the world. When my alarm goes off in the morning she’s all like, “WHAT UP, WORLD?!” and starts meowing like she’ll just die unless I pet/feed her. Then she gets all crazy pissed and starts making ‘harumph!’ noises when I close my bedroom door so that her crazy meows don’t wake up Steve. Oh kitty, I love you!

I was subject last night to something like five hours of work-term presentations. It was nice to see some people I hadn’t seen in forever, but it was not so nice to see those people that make me want to slash them. For instance, I have a classmate who looks like Jabba the hut or whatever, and she is like my ARCH nemesis. I can’t stand her, so listening to her brag on and on like a talking marshmallow was less than fantastic. The best part of the evening was when the presentations were over and the coordinator was like, “We still have like 4 pizzas left, does anyone want to…” and I shouted, “ME!” because I will pretty much take free food wherever I can get it. Besides, chicks are such silly, bird eaters and hardly ate ANY pizza, so I left with ¾ of a large pizza. I also made Okami take one home for good measure. DELICIOUS!

The, shall we say, “special” woman in my office keeps taking food from me. Every time I have fruit she’s like, “WOW! I love ____, they are my favorite!” and then takes some of whatever I’m eating. HEY! YOU CAN’T HAVE 20 DIFFERENT FAVORITE FOODS! I now have to hide food in my desk. My poor raspberries are laying next to a bunch of wristbands in the darkness of my desk drawer. I am also hiding a veggie Jamaican pattie in my purse…along with like 30 Gay & Lesbian Society pamphlets for a project proposal I am working on. I think the pamphlets will only make the pattie more exciting and delicious.

Does anyone else ever just get the urge to spend money? I have that urge today. DANGEROUS TIMES!!!

July 2006
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