I’d like to admit that I am a sell-out…I bought Chanel glasses. There goes my tax return! My mom keeps raving how my new glasses are “so much better” than my old ones. Wow lady, tell me what you really think!!! Srsly, it gets tiring hearing that EVERY DAY for the past 4 days. Apparently I looked like a sea hag before?! I dunno…
I saw V for Vendetta this weekend. It’s probably the best movie I’ve seen in a long time. It made me want to blow shit up to classical music.
Some chick checked me out at the hospital this weekend. Must be the new glasses!
Today I was in a home storage store and saw a sweet spinning spice rack. I decided to see how fast I could spin it, and proceeded to launch 8 of the 12 empty spice containers in every direction. I promptly left the store before I could destroy any more storage devices.
I ordered a t-shirt with humping unicorns on it today! GLORIOUS!
That’s all the news for today!