I’m pretty sure I ate someone’s panties

So today I went for sushi with Okami, and decided to order a piece of crab sushi (yes, I will eat meat once and a while for experiment sake). I don’t know what kind of sloppy crab this was, but it looked like an old, ratty piece of someone’s unwashed fleece underpants.
I ate something long out of the sushi, which was either:
A) penis
B) a leg

Okay okay, it probably wasn’t a penis, but it sure looked like it.

What I was left to look at was a mish mash of pink which I can only describe as a rolled up bunch of old cat tongues.

This is probably the worst piece of sushi I’ve ever eaten.

Hillarous, but terrible.

6 Responses to “I’m pretty sure I ate someone’s panties”

  1. 1 Okami February 10, 2006 at 3:25 pm

    I still think it was fuzzy pink dryer lint! …Nasty…Shredded… Dirty knickers kind of dryer lint.

    Of course I did get a little worried when you said that it tasted like beef jerky :p

    And the crunch cone! Can’t forget about the crunch cone! You downed half the pot of green tea just to eat the silly thing and find out that its full of wasabi. It sounded like you were trying to eat a pencil.

    Jeez – I had to pay for lunch simply because I wouldn’t have forgiven myself otherwise – the entertainment was good though; with the “it’s a small world after all” in Asianese while we’re trying not to laugh ourselves sick.

    We’re going to have to try that again, but with a real restaurant and not the “mystery meat theatre”…

  2. 2 LMizzle February 10, 2006 at 4:23 pm

    “Mystery Meat Theatre”


    That sounds like my junior high cafeteria!

    That cone of mushroom was pretty much the worst experience I’ve had with sushi. I’d really like to see someone Japanese eat one of those, because I have no effing idea!

  3. 3 Okami February 10, 2006 at 5:44 pm

    I’m surprised that you would say the cone was the worst experience you ever had with sushi. It was certainly the front runner until the “Real Crab Meat” came along. At least you ate the mushroom cone – the crab…um…thingie just got stuck on your chopstick and had to be flung around and finally scraped off using the side of your plate!

    I thought I was going to choke on my tea I was laughing so hard…

  4. 4 helloitsme February 11, 2006 at 6:56 am

    i think i just threw up in my mouth a little..


  5. 5 Marina February 12, 2006 at 12:10 am

    ok seriously that is the nastiest comparison i have ever heard.ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  6. 6 Okami February 13, 2006 at 2:59 pm

    But so very accurate…blah.

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February 2006
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