or anywhere else in Canada. See the plane above? That could be my plane taking me ANYWHERE IN CANADA TODAY FOR *FREE* since I share the same last name as a party leader who ran in the election. As I was being led around like a stray inmate at the voting poll yesterday, when I was finally led to the right voting station the woman who assisted me in getting my vote on told me a shocking story…
“Hey, your last name is Martin! Did you know that Westjet is giving away a free flight to anyone who shares the same last name as a party leader in celebration of the election?!”
Naturally I rushed home as if 1000 killer bees were chasing me to research this delicious good news.
BUT THERE WAS BAD NEWS…
I had to have booked my flight by THURSDAY OF LAST WEEK.
Another stipulation was that I absolutely had to fly today only. In all reality that would have been fine because I only have 2 classes today, and who the tits would pass up a FREE FLIGHT ANYWHERE IN CANADA?!
I shed a single tear because I could be in chilly Montreal today, or perhaps St. Johns, Newfoundland. Hell, I would even fly to Flin Flon Manitoba for free (though it’s been suggested that Flin Flon is stiny due to freezing sewage pipes in the winter that burst)!
So sadly I won’t be flying anywhere this month because Westjet was sneaky enough not to advertise this offer.
Ah well, I get to fly next month, so I’m not going to get all hot and bothered!