Archive for January 19th, 2006

Save the Booths!


My friends, there is a serious crisis at hand as we speak. A SHORTAGE OF TELEPHONE BOOTHS! “Why should I care?” Because our superhero men and women will have nowhere to change! I realize that people like Batman have a specific place to change (ie-the Batcave), but where will Superman lustfully rip his shirt open?!

In this day and age, there are more cell phones in the industrialized world than there are people! Only 1% of adults use a payphone as their main phone source. What will we do?! Our phone companies can’t continue to absorb all the costs of unprofitable pay phones, especially with significant revenue decline year on year, so they have therefore been reducing their numbers.

It’s our responsibility as concerned citizens to express the views of all the groups affected by our decisions- including superheroes, women being beaten up by gangs of thugs with chains, evil doers, and old blind men. We must express our demands as one unit, united for a cause…The Campaign to Save Phone Booths!

“How can I get involved in my constituency?!”

We must hold a public protest in each respective city, by DRESSING UP LIKE OUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS and holding a BOOTH-OFF! Stand up my friends, in protest of the declining booth numbers! We must each dress up and lock ourselves in the sweetest phone booth we can find. Only then will they take notice, ONLY THEN will they hear our cries!!!

LET’S DO THIS!

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