Are You Ready to SOFT RAWK?!

Because I sure was today at work. Today the annual “pizza party” occured. This is the time of year when all the money made from all of us collectively drinking a shitload of Ginger Ale (because, we happen to have easy access to ginger ale) goes to pay for a pizza party. As I sat down to work, a feast of cheese, crackers, meat, cupcakes, cookies, chips, and every snack under the sun was put upon my workspace. I squealed with delight as I ate all the cheese. I freaking love cheese.
The pizza was brought later in the afternoon and my boss graciously ordered me a veggie pizza, of which I only saw 2 slices (out of maybe 7 pizzas strewn with various sprinkles of meat). I sat down to enjoy my pizza when I notice that I am the only person under 35 at this party. I work with a handful of men who are 35-50, and then another handful who are over 60. Two women (one of which I have never seen) came to enjoy some pizza delight. They were also over 35. I just stayed at my desk to avoid giving any of the senior citizens (those 60+ dudes) a heart attack with my sweet dance moves.
One guy (who I had always assumed to be a homosexual) came over after the party and said, “Hey beautiful, may I sit next to you?”
Awwww. It was sweet until I realized that he needed the computer and was just flattering me enough to be able to check his email.


6 Responses to “Are You Ready to SOFT RAWK?!”

  1. 1 Xrayeagle December 22, 2005 at 12:45 am

    Ha ha ha!

    Flattery for e-mail?!

    The cad!

    People always eat the veggie shit. It’s our way to spite you for your ethics!

    Seriously though, meat eaters are jerks about that sort of shit.

    Except for me. Because I just can’t sleep at night unless my dinner screamed while it was dying.

    I’m sorta old fashioned that way.

  2. 2 PIE! December 22, 2005 at 2:21 am

    hahahaha, nice mike.

  3. 3 Xrayeagle December 22, 2005 at 8:11 am

    I’m a charmer!

  4. 4 Ultra Toast Mosha God December 22, 2005 at 10:41 am

    That guy sure used some smooth moves to get at that computer.

    What about all those poor vegetables that were killed to make your pizza though?



    (shooting vegetables is much more fun than shooting animals because they can’t run away)

  5. 5 Dave December 22, 2005 at 6:23 pm

    I need Ginger Ales hidden under all that random shit on the way to the Highwood building. I need a 6 pack to get me through the week.

    If this request is not met, I will…
    I’ll….take peas you eat through a straw and splash it all over your boxes.

    Your friend,


  6. 6 TheIdleReceptionist December 22, 2005 at 9:21 pm

    Who doesn’t love cheese?

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