People can pretty much be idiots

While exploring the glory of the story about the dude running for office in Kelowna, I stumbled accross this rather ridiculous tale of a kid gluing drugs to his head…

“Drugs smuggled under toupee”

This 19-year-old guy was busted for smuggling drugs from Colombia when customs officers noticed that he was wearing a bad toupee. He apparently glued packets containing $100,000 worth of heroin on to his head and then slapped on a hairpiece. From CBS 5:
“Because he used superglue, they took him to a medical facility to have it removed,” said Officer Jennifer Conners. “Even at that, it pulled out the hair wherever they removed a package, so he ended up looking like a spotted cat.”

What a chump!


2 Responses to “People can pretty much be idiots”

  1. 1 Squiggle November 16, 2005 at 10:08 am

    I know it’s wrong to laught at others misfortune … but …


  2. 2 Ultra Toast Mosha God November 16, 2005 at 12:24 pm

    Quadro-mega-twonk alert!!

    He should have worn a mari-wig

    (wig made from weed)

    They NEVER get spotted. They are always ‘for personal use only’

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