So about oh, six weeks ago, Steve was emptying our vacuum of pounds of dog hair and he accidentally threw out the hepafilter.
It looked like this:
Our carpet, as of today, looked like something out of an ad for the Furminator:
I ordered a filter like FIVE WEEKS ago from Amazon, you know, one of those sellers within Amazon, and I could have flown to wherever the shit this place was and shoved 5 pounds of dog hair down their throats. Why did I order one online, you ask? Because Vancouver doesn’t really have any “big box” stores, ie: Zellers, Wal-Mart, etc. While I think this is pretty cool of them (you know, supporting local businesses), but when it comes to buying essential items, they seem to be nowhere to be found.
So I order the only hepafilter that I can find off of Amazon and pay through the nose for shipping to get it to me faster (because I almost drowned in a dust bunny). Weeks pass, and nothing. The apartment is getting hairier and hairier. Then I get an email from Amazon saying that from their records, they see that the “store” hasn’t sent my item, so they will contact these people on my behalf. Then a day later I get a call from these chumps saying “oops, sooooooo so sorry, we will ship out the filter right away!!!” Then I check my account. Nothing has happened.
Another week and a half pass and I get an email from Amazon asking me to rate the seller. Among other things I state (and I quote) “This seller sucks balls.” Oh how good it felt to talk about ball-sucking sellers on a rating forum. Hahahah!
And then I get home today and BLAM, the filter appears. I got so excited I vacuumed the whole apartment. I also sucked my skirt into the vacuum and overheated it, thus leaving that awful vacuum stink in the apartment. Shit!
Oh well, at least we’re now as hairless as a 13 year old! Woo!
